Make Your Own Blind Item! by smk aka You Are > than Lamar Odom Congrats.

Some elderly ____________-billionaire married an ex-model/actress/daughter of others Sunday at a pool/ocean/friend's family lawn ceremony. The reception was attended by their children/ex-baby daddies and several close friends/hangers on/dilettantes who blog/research AIDS n shit.

Lamar Odom showed up for some reason.

Oh wait no he got married to a Kardashian.

I could give...just...listen

Let me level with you--I'm a Laker's fan--and even with those years where dear g-d, he was the BEST PLAYER on our team, yes our, I still hated him. My dad hated him, and my dad climbs mountains. That's all I'm saying. My dad > Lamar Odom. Probably YOUR dad > Lamar Odom.

"Diabetic" that's the most bull Puck from Real World -y excuse for sucking ass at best one every three games. He never brings A game to ALL playoff games either. I'm sorry, the $33 mil man is
bunk. I refuse to hear about him and his K girl because guess what it's all Kit Girl time here, a cheekbone here, an ass lift there

and only ONE KARDSHIAN deserves the name ^^^^^^ the guy up there sitting next to the dude that got off on DOUBLE MURDER for the wife he BEAT and TERRORIZED ON RECORD. And some conscientious waiter.

We don't even 'no' how much money he died with! I mean, blood money paaaaays like a mother. He came out of retirement for the OJ case, did you know? After I dunno being one of the most persuasive civil advocates of our time? http://www.historyguy.com/worldbiography/celebrityfiles/kardashian_robert.htm

believe me he deserves better.


And there's only one bunk anyway, Odom.




So Romo it up this 2009 season Lamar. F*ck your new wife. Won't be the first time.


Mazel tov

<3 style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">smk didn't get anything off the registry at kiki montparnasse but you could still get her something.