*
ahem.
What I mean to say is,
TV is a cruel biz. The recession hit you brutal, video games, movies, Netflix, and the almighty internets take away from your gains like a fat bully picks on the weakling.
Even to create a show is not to own it. Just ask Jon Robin Baitz. (who? playwright and ex-creator of Brothers & Sisters)
Just ask Joss Whedon.
Just ask all the stars of the Sarah Connor Chronicles which Joss Whedon ousted.
TV is cruel, so death comes swift. Here, below, your odds.
http://reviews2.info/21-ne
Full list of only 21 new shows. Hedgin our bets eh networks? Eh?
*
Anyway. Here we go, arbitrarily.
FOX
Glee--On Fox? The Axe-Network? Everybody loves it, but in that desperate way that implied it may be canceled at any time. It is Fox.
Glee Over/Under?: 1 and a half seasons after the shiny wears off.
Brothers--Michael Strahan and Claudette excuse me CCH Pounder? I'm there. The rest of America....
Brothers Over/Under?: I'd say two seasons, conventional wisdom says "who?"
The Cleveland Show:-- The "Shitty" school of animation and humor continues apace, without any looking back.
Cleveland Over/Under: longer than the city itself.
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ABC
Modern Family -- Everybody REALLY loves, it, which is of could like Kissing Fredo, or Rending of Breast and Tearing of hair, "Kitchen Confidential" style (Bradley! Call me!) kind of cancellation. Never forget, My So-Called Life, ABC apologists. Plus Disney might eventually cave to the homophobes. Love Ed O'Neill in everything and anything however.
Modern Family Over/Under: One season flat. You heard me.
"Cougar Town" -- Everything Courtney Cox touches turns to shit in her hands. Look at David Arquette.
Herpestown Over/Under?: Uhh....call it a season or two.
"‘Eastwick"--Rebecca Romajin Fat Kid From Stand By Me (call me Rebecca!) and two anonymous chicks for a witchy thing. This would look great on TNT, guys.
Eastwick Over/Under?: Uhhh, forever. Like her abs.
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NBC
Trauma--Are you shittingmesville. Christ you can't go cop your weekly crack bag in this city without seeing a picture of an airbrushed, frozen in time, crazyed Superhero like man/blonde/African-America
At least ER had some class.
This of course means:
Trauma Over/Under: Seven seasons...Min.
How you gonna have TWO medical series debuting, NBC? God I hate you so bad.
And the Jay Leno show?
Heeeell no. Do the words Casey Kasem mean anything to you?
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CW
The Beautiful Life is already canceled. AAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHA
Melrose Place is almost already canceled. AHAHHAAAHAHHAHHAA.
Vampire Diaries--well, the jokes on us I suspect. I might even start watching it. That's right.
Over Under?--vamp stories live forever. Five seasons min.
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CBS
NCIS: LA. Oh it'll do well. I saw the preview on NCIS. Yes I watch NCIS. You do too.
Acronym Over/Under: Eh, three seasons sounds about right. It'll die when the original dies.
You're dead Three Rivers! You're dead! Your caterers will have to double up on TALK SHOW clients! Ahahhahaaa.
*
The I Don't Give A Shit Runners up
Mercy *NBC* whatever, I have Hawthorne: 1.5 seasons.
Hank *NBC*, Kelsey Grammer = okayish: 3 seasons.
Accidentally on Pupose, *Who cares*, Jenna Elfman = need I say more: 2 seasons.
The Forgotten, ABC, Christian Slater. I really liked the pilot of My Own Worst Enemy. Too bad NBC has a twitchy Jeff Zucker finger.
Community*NBC, Maybe, I like Joel McHale on Talk Soup tho. Leave us some stability E!= 1.5 seasons.
FlashFwd: SHUT UP ABC SHUT UP I DO NOT WANT ANOTHER MYTHOLOGY SHOW. I COULD GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT LOST AND HEROES NOW. BRING BACK X-FILES
because there's no damn way I'll support Californication. That's not acting, that's crime reenactment.
The Middle, I could gve a shit.
hey btw kittens
TV is a cruel biz. The recession hit you brutal, video games, movies, Netflix, and the almighty internets take away from your gains like a fat bully picks on the weakling.
Even to create a show is not to own it. Just ask Jon Robin Baitz. (who? playwright and ex-creator of Brothers & Sisters)
Just ask Joss Whedon.
Just ask all the stars of the Sarah Connor Chronicles which Joss Whedon ousted.
TV is cruel, so death comes swift. Here, below, your odds.
http://reviews2.info/21-ne
Full list of only 21 new shows. Hedgin our bets eh networks? Eh?
*
Anyway. Here we go, arbitrarily.
FOX
Glee--On Fox? The Axe-Network? Everybody loves it, but in that desperate way that implied it may be canceled at any time. It is Fox.
Glee Over/Under?: 1 and a half seasons after the shiny wears off.
Brothers--Michael Strahan and Claudette excuse me CCH Pounder? I'm there. The rest of America....
Brothers Over/Under?: I'd say two seasons, conventional wisdom says "who?"
The Cleveland Show:-- The "Shitty" school of animation and humor continues apace, without any looking back.
Cleveland Over/Under: longer than the city itself.
*
ABC
Modern Family -- Everybody REALLY loves, it, which is of could like Kissing Fredo, or Rending of Breast and Tearing of hair, "Kitchen Confidential" style (Bradley! Call me!) kind of cancellation. Never forget, My So-Called Life, ABC apologists. Plus Disney might eventually cave to the homophobes. Love Ed O'Neill in everything and anything however.
Modern Family Over/Under: One season flat. You heard me.
"Cougar Town" -- Everything Courtney Cox touches turns to shit in her hands. Look at David Arquette.
Herpestown Over/Under?: Uhh....call it a season or two.
"‘Eastwick"--Rebecca Romajin Fat Kid From Stand By Me (call me Rebecca!) and two anonymous chicks for a witchy thing. This would look great on TNT, guys.
Eastwick Over/Under?: Uhhh, forever. Like her abs.
*
NBC
Trauma--Are you shittingmesville. Christ you can't go cop your weekly crack bag in this city without seeing a picture of an airbrushed, frozen in time, crazyed Superhero like man/blonde/African-America
At least ER had some class.
This of course means:
Trauma Over/Under: Seven seasons...Min.
How you gonna have TWO medical series debuting, NBC? God I hate you so bad.
And the Jay Leno show?
Heeeell no. Do the words Casey Kasem mean anything to you?
*
CW
The Beautiful Life is already canceled. AAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHA
Melrose Place is almost already canceled. AHAHHAAAHAHHAHHAA.
Vampire Diaries--well, the jokes on us I suspect. I might even start watching it. That's right.
Over Under?--vamp stories live forever. Five seasons min.
*
CBS
NCIS: LA. Oh it'll do well. I saw the preview on NCIS. Yes I watch NCIS. You do too.
Acronym Over/Under: Eh, three seasons sounds about right. It'll die when the original dies.
You're dead Three Rivers! You're dead! Your caterers will have to double up on TALK SHOW clients! Ahahhahaaa.
*
The I Don't Give A Shit Runners up
Mercy *NBC* whatever, I have Hawthorne: 1.5 seasons.
Hank *NBC*, Kelsey Grammer = okayish: 3 seasons.
Accidentally on Pupose, *Who cares*, Jenna Elfman = need I say more: 2 seasons.
The Forgotten, ABC, Christian Slater. I really liked the pilot of My Own Worst Enemy. Too bad NBC has a twitchy Jeff Zucker finger.
Community*NBC, Maybe, I like Joel McHale on Talk Soup tho. Leave us some stability E!= 1.5 seasons.
FlashFwd: SHUT UP ABC SHUT UP I DO NOT WANT ANOTHER MYTHOLOGY SHOW. I COULD GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT LOST AND HEROES NOW. BRING BACK X-FILES
because there's no damn way I'll support Californication. That's not acting, that's crime reenactment.
The Middle, I could gve a shit.
hey btw kittens
FX is debuting
The League (funny ass commercials thus far) to replace Testees *funny as shit too*
more crazy as shit
Nip/Tuck
continuing on with
Sons of Anarchy
and just finished the Shield. Come on, bitches. Say thyah name.
(nope not HBO)
tho Bored to Death is good.
no I'm not shilling for either, but hell yes, I would blow this piestand for it :)
hatefully yours,
-smk- used to watch TV for a living, she knows the smell of rotting show quite well.
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